I HOPE YOUR KIDNEY LIKES SCI FI

BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO NEED TO GET USED TO IT. 

I'M A GEEK.  AND PROUDLY SO.  FIREFLY.  STAR TREK.  STAR WARS.  DR. WHO.  battlestar gallactica.  I DON'T DISCRIMINATE.  IT'S ALL GOOD.  ALL OF IT.  LIVE LONG AND PROSPER?  YES, PLEASE.

I HOPE YOUR KIDNEY LIKES THE CLASSICS

SILENT FILMS.  BLACK AND WHITE CINEMA.  SIMON AND SIMON.  THE GOLDEN GIRLS.  THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION.  the a-team.  SHARKNADO.  AGAIN, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE.  

I'M A WALKING ENCYCLOPEDIA OF TV AND MOVIE FACTOIDS.  SO MUCH SO, I WAS ONCE A LIFELINE FOR WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. 

I HOPE YOUR KIDNEY LIKES BLACK AND GOLD

I'M A UNIVERSITY OF IOWA GRAD.  ANY KIDNEY RESIDING IN MY BODY WILL AUTOMATICALLY EARN A DOCTORATE IN HAWKEYE STUDIES. 

I HOPE YOUR KIDNEY LIKES TO GET COZY WITH LITERATURE.

jane austen. frank o'hara.  john updike.  sylvia plath.  james baldwin.  maya angelou.  jean toomer.  cormack mccarthy.  gwendolyn brooks.  angelina grimke.   AUDRA LORDE.  novels.  poetry.  plays.  biographies.  bring it.

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I HOPE YOUR KIDNEY LIKES TO LAUGH

IT'S A REQUIREMENT 'ROUND THESE PARTS.

I HOPE YOUR KIDNEY DIGS HOMES BUILT IN THE 70'S

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S GOING TO GET.  MINUS THE LAVA LAMP AND THE SHAG CARPETING.  AND BY THE WAY, IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE BELOW, THEN YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 70'S TOO.